Canadian warship seizes four tonnes of hashish and has a "happy crew that day"

[tags]hashish, canada, drug trade[/tags]

During a "terrorist search", a Canadian warship boarded a Pakistani vessel in the Arabian Sea and found four tonnes of hashish during a 17 hour search. The catch was dumped in the sea.

Canadian Press, quoted by Macleans, states that the Canadians were allowed on the fishing vessel by some of the 11 men who were repairing fishing nets on the deck. The search and seizure ended up taking 17 hours and became successful only after the Canadians started tearing up deck planks. Bags the size of pillow cases were found also in the fuel tanks, for a total of 173 bags of 170 kg each.

The only previous drug catch took place in 2005. Recently, they only found "illegal alcohol".

Lt.-Cmdr. Mike Davie of HMCS Charlottetown is quoted as saying "We had a happy crew that day, that's for sure."

In other wacky Canadian news, 8 GTA driving schools lose their license (2), a Quebec woman dies during sado-masochistic sex (3), the officer who spearheaded the Cornwall inquiry into Ontario pedophilia was sentenced to 6 months jail for contempt (4), CRTC tells telemarketers not to fear the "do-not-call" list, and a CBC probe finds what we've always known: hackers grab concert tickets long before fans.

Wait! There's more! A website to be launched on March 8, www.lawforforeignbrides.ca aims to answer all foreign brides questions. A report by the leading scientists for the federal government leaked before official publishing warns of more extreme weather to come (5). It's mostly about water and its accelerated natural cycle - more violent storms, more soil erosion, more water shortages, more droughts in Western Canada.

In a weird turnabout, UN has adopted the US position and criticized Canada for its crack pipe programs. Currently, 3 Canadian cities (Vancouver, Toronto and Ottawa) offer safe (and free) drugs to addicts, in an effort to combat drug crime and infectious diseases. This pisses off USA and they got the UN to do the talking for them (cuz we wouldn't listen to Big Bro). Our safe centres offer access to literature and professionals and are some of the best things the government has done for our people. Furthermore, another UN agency, World Health Organization, has done studies supporting such centers (6).

Sources

  1. Canadian warship seizes four tonnes of hashish from vessel in Arabian Sea | Macleans.ca
  2. http://www.cbc.ca/consumer/story/2008/02/28/to-drivingschools.html
  3. http://www.cbc.ca/canada/ottawa/story/2008/02/26/qc-sadomacho-stbruno.html
  4. http://www.cbc.ca/consumer/story/2008/02/27/telemarketers-list.html
  5. http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2008/03/06/climate-study.html
  6. http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2008/03/06/crack-un.html

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East & West - Unite!

In what is becoming a regular occurrence, I attended yesterday evening a meeting of the Art Experience Group (AEG). We ate, drank, watched a movie, and plotted to take over the world. The spiritual one, that is :)

Here's an edifying quote from my buddy's email:

And, we are of course continuing to project the Part III of the legendary Joseph Campbell "The Power of Myth" interview with Bill Moyers - i think most of us would observe that it is really "food for the soul"... :) Here's the excerpt from Wikipedia on this next episode:
  • Episode 3: The First Storytellers (first broadcast 6/23/1988 on PBS)

Animal memories, harmonization with body and life-cycle, consciousness vs. its vehicle, killing for food, story: "The Buffalo's Wife," buffalo massacre, initiation ritual, rituals diminishing, crime increasing, artists, the Shaman, the center of the world

The experience of art, and something deeper that enables art and that we jointly create together, is what this meeting is all about - so, I'm looking forward to seeing you there!!.. :)
Cheerio! -


It's good 2 know that this dude, Joseph Campbell's writings on myths and mythology, are recognizably the inspiration for Lucas' Star Wars and many other works of art. A more condensed, palatable, dumbed down, truncated version of his ideas can be found in Zeitgeist, the movie (1). Note, however, that the movie Zeitgeist has been heavily criticized by many, including Jay Kinney, for taking more freedoms even than Michael Moore:
I’ve often pondered about what it might take to snap everyone out of the walking dream we collectively entered on 9/11/01. Just as the fall of the Berlin Wall provided the emotional pivot for the end of the Cold War, only a collective experience of an intensity equal to that of 9/11 might jolt us awake as to what is really happening in the corridors of power and certain undisclosed locations.
It’s my hunch that Zeitgeist is one attempt to provide such a jolt, and it does indeed pack a certain punch. Too bad it also runs off in three directions at once, and is so indiscriminate in its sources and overly certain of its conclusions. Zeitgeist may be powerful, but its power is tainted with some simplistic and pernicious memes that have already received more propagation than they deserve. The video’s producer does inform us that “It is my hope that people will not take what is said in the film as the truth . . .”
Indeed.


The movie we watched (not Zeitgeist) is, of course, a mere pretext. The true reason we go to my friend's place is the conversation & xchnge of ideas. I met somebody who felt, like most immigrants at least sometimes, in-between two worlds, in some kind of happy purgatory (the 2 worlds being more horizontal than they were vertical). I promised I was going to send her the vision of Liu Young, a Chinese-born, German-educated man. It is luckily applicable to most East -> West immigrants. The slideshow can be 2x clicked and each photo can be commented individually.



What is most interesting about our group is probably not only what we talk about, but also how we interact. I try to follow a collection of tips that's been floating around for ages:
1. Leave to copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. Sit in your yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
3. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.”
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it with your pen while talking to others.
5. Sing along at the opera.
6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions “to keep them tuned up.”
7. Reply to everything someone says with “that’s what YOU think.”
8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
9. Highlight irrelevant material in scientific papers and “cc” them to your boss.
10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
11. Finish all your sentences with the world “in accordance with prophecy.”
12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hand over your ears.
13. Disassemble your pen and “accidentally” flip the cartridge across the room.
14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you “like it that way.”
16. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
18. Honk and wave to strangers.
19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
20. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.
21. type only in lowercase.
22. don t use any punctuation either
23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: “Do you hear that?”, “What?”, “Never mind, it’s gone now.”
25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
26. Try playing the William Tell Overture (The Lone Ranger Theme) by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce, “No, wait, I messed it up,” and repeat.
27. Ask people what gender they are.
28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
29. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sensual massage.”
30. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn’t rhyme.
32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble the answers in a notebook. Mutter something about “psychological profiles.”

For some reason, my buddy thinks I'm a smartass. I don't doubt that my ass is smart, as my intelligence overflows my brain and is spread equally all over my body, with a possible deficit in front and a corollary condensation at the back. Irrespective of my bodily intelligence distribution, which is most likely useless to you, here's a collection of links on meditation:

Walking Meditation
Standing Meditation Sitting meditation Lying meditation
[tags]art, experience, group, ivory tower, meditation[/tags]

Sources

Zeitgeist, the movie (2007) - http://zeitgeistmovie.com/
Meditation links from: http://www.chriscorrigan.com/parkinglot/meditation.html

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playing with fire while the city sleeps

I found myself thinking recently about all the hoopla surrounding the last summer round of wild fires (California, Greece, etc). And I remembered this old, old, but awesome hip-hop ditty.

Today, the author would be arrested for terrorism. :)
It's best to listen to the song late in the evening, but not too late - they say that if you play with fire you might wet your bed (2 clips, move back and forth by pressing the left or right arrows):



I'm not sure why I like it so much. I prefer to register the symbolism and not the actual act of arson. Fire is a symbol for creativity, for emancipation. Every artist feels the fire. Idiots set buildings or forests on fire. Pick & choose. Here are the full lyrics:

stealin' down an alley on a cold dark night
i see a halo in the rain 'round a street light
i stop and look and listen to the sound
as the raindrops penetrate the silence all around

alone, i gaze into the glistening street
the distant thunder echoing my heartbeat
urging me on to a secret goal
away from the light from this lamp on a pole

so i turn
slip away into the rain
drifting like a spirit through the shadows in the lane
clutching the tools of my trade in my hand
an old box of matches and a gasoline can

darkness envelops the scene like a shroud
a veil of emptiness hangs from the clouds
filling up the cracks in this desolate place
cradled by the night in an icy embrace

i move through the town like a ghost in the rain
a dim reflection in a dark windowpane
blackness beckons from every side
creeping all around like an incoming tide

a broken window in an empty house
i slip inside and begin to douse
the whole place with the fuel that will feed the fire
and push back the night, taking me higher

on out of the darkness
in a deafening roar
the match in my hand is the key to the door
a simple turn of the wrist will suffice
to open a passage to paradise

i pause
think about the past in the gloom
the smell of gasoline permeates the room
everyone has a little secret he keeps
i light the fires while the city sleeps

the match makes a graceful arc to the floor
time stands still as I turn for the door
which explodes in a fireball and throws me to the street
i hit the ground running with the flames at my feet

reaching for the night which recoils from the fire
the raindrops hiss like a devilish choir
dying in the flames with a terrible sound
calling all the names of sleepers all around

but then in the arms of the night they lay
their dreams sprout wings and fly away
out of their houses in a gathering flock
swarming overhead as I hurry down the block

i make my escape with the greatest of ease
and safe in the darkness, i drop to my knees
a light in this window, my hand on the latch
i reach in my pocket and pull out a match


Hope you liked it :)

Sources

"The City Sleeps", Welcome To My Dream, MC 900ft Jesus - lyrics
First 120 seconds or so (MP3)

Corrections

none so far!

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